Duck Logic Comedy 1/2 Hour | Talk, Sketches & More
Podcast-y talk like you'd expect with a little something extra--- comedy sketches & skits, commercial parodies & funny songs... Presented by the Chicago improv comedy group called Duck Logic!! New stuff and stuff pulled from the archives of their WLUP AM1000 radio show called The Cavalcade.
Episodes
141 episodes
138: "Swimming naked in gym class, revisited."
Walter fills in the details about how he and his high school classmates were forced to swim naked in gym class. Then the guys drop some names of comedians they used to know back in the day. And they learn the fun fact that duck’s penises are re...
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Season 7
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Episode 138
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137: "I'm not the one who married a stripper."
We… Are… Back! with a new season!On our Halloween show: Tim claims he went to high school with Leatherface from the Texas Chainsaw Massacre and the ups and downs of that relationship. Then Jim tells us about his high school years ...
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Season 7
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Episode 137
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29:49
Season 7 coming soon!
More lowbrow hi jinx -- talk and sketches -- from those guys and a gal that call themselves Duck Logic any day now!!
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Season 7
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136: "Taunt passing tourists with an array of colorful hand gestures."
The guys actually know some current pop stars but can’t pronounce Chappell Roan. Jim knows his pharma commercials. Tim comes down with Covid. And fashion without pants. We do lots of Labor Day sketches, there’s a quiz show that seems to be miss...
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Season 6
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Episode 136
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26:00
135: "When you stare into the abyss, the abyss stares back at you."
This week the guys talk about the fickleness of fame and Tim's special relationship with poop. Then: what do you do with a Master’s in philosophy? Become a hostage negotiator, of course. Plus creative decor for your wiener. Sending...
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Season 6
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Episode 135
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28:42
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Season 6
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Episode 135
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134: "Your sidewalk smells your feet every day."
The Duck Logic guys talk about sexist camera angles at the Olympics, the most annoying commercials, and playwrights that were chick magnets. Then we play sketches about a cop who plays by the book--- a very boring book, partying in a bar with c...
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Season 6
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Episode 134
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26:37
133: "You'd be amazed at how many cotton swabs I had."
The guys discuss the many uses for cotton swabs, Phish concerts performed on trampolines, and how Walter’s prostate surgeon was faking it. We’ve got sketches about a condom store that caters to “unusually shaped” men, things that don’t translat...
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Season 6
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Episode 133
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29:18
132: "We also have free coffee and lanyards."
The guys tell their shoplifting stories and Jim talks about the commercial he shot in a cabin in Utah. Also, there are sketches about student loans gone wrong, a song about the job market, and the upside to living with mom. Plus, of course, mor...
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Season 6
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Episode 132
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28:15
131: "I eat, drink, chain-smoke, and breathe (with the help of a machine) the carnival world."
Tim and Jim play The Celebrity Name Game against their better judgement and then Tim tells us about the abandonment issues he grew up with. There are sketches about what it costs to be an American, a restaurant where spitting is encouraged, and...
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Season 6
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Episode 131
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28:06
130: "Time to use my fake British accent."
The guys learn the meaning of "Irish Twin." Jim talks about his mom and dad's sex life. And Tim explains his dream of becoming an ambulance.Plus sketches: A French performance artist whose canvas is the beverage. First drafts of famous ...
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Season 6
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Episode 130
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28:33
129: "I am, once again, completely in love with bears."
The guys talk about: how Walter’s mom occasionally got their toy poodle drunk. Jim’s kitten had a condition that caused it to run straight into walls. And Tim admits his renewed love of bears.Sketches? An On Hold experience from hell. A ...
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Season 6
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Episode 129
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29:04
128: "Is your butt keeping you up at night?"
The guys talk about the first time Tim tried chewing tobacco and swallowed it. Then Jim explains how he was a really creepy toddler. We play sketches about a really unsafe prescription drug, non-essential oils, frozen pizzas explained, and cove...
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Season 6
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Episode 128
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27:44
127: "The inner workings of the mind of a Jell-O wrestler."
The guys discuss ESPN’s coverage of Cornhole championships, Pat Sajak and gameshows in general, then Walter describes that time he shot video of Jell-O wrestlers for a documentary. There are sketches about ice cream just for bachelors,...
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Season 6
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Episode 127
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28:54
126: "I've been suckin' on tree sap for 17 years."
The guys talk about maybe adding Duck Logic Dancers to the show, cat tranquilizers, and the new Swedish TV show where Dolph Lundgren--- yes, Ivan Drago in Rocky IV ---flips a coin for 30 minutes.Then if that weren’t enough, there’re sket...
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Season 6
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Episode 126
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28:46
125: "Peas. Peas. Peas. Try 'em if you please."
The guys talk about rats vs. squirrels and how Ringling Bros removed the makeup from their clowns but they’re still creepy. Then there are sketches about the upside of cannibalism, adult diapers, Alaska’s drinking problem, and other things that...
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Season 6
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Episode 125
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28:05
124: "If it's Boeing, I'm not going."
The guys talk about the power you get from talking through a tube, starting their own airlines, and what happens when Walter smokes too much weed. Then there're sketches about cheese musicals, a really cool bouncy house, body odor, and the trut...
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Season 6
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Episode 124
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28:11
123: "It's a Dave, Dave, Dave world."
We’ve paused our podcast for the past few weeks while we came to grips with the tragic news that our great friend and fellow Ducker, Dave-id Dunlosky, unexpectedly passed away several weeks ago.But we’re back with this tribute show....
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Season 6
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Episode 123
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36:41
122: "The only thing to fear is fear itself... and clowns."
The guys talk about that time Jim’s brother set fire to a boxcar, Tim’s coin-operated ankle monitor, and teenagers in wingtips. Then there’re sketches about art in offices, boys in the bayou, candles in manly scents, and fear.
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Season 6
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Episode 122
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28:41
121: "The fun doesn't stop until the authorities intervene."
The guys play that celebrity mortality quiz show that's sweeping the nation: “Dead or Not Dead.” Then there are sketches about a really potent sleep drug, garbage pickers, a campy summer camp, and a not-so-Olympic caliber athlete. Plus a little...
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Season 6
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Episode 121
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28:50
120: "We've disappointed people before and we can do it again."
The guys discuss the lamest Willy Wonka exhibit in Scotland and a guy who could magically make stop lights turn green for him—until the cops caught on. Plus, comedy sketches about ridiculously soft toilet paper, a way too bright flashlight, pee...
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Season 6
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Episode 120
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28:03
119: "They're barfin' in the back seat."
The guys discuss annoying commercials, smacking people, and The Golden Girls in drag. Plus, sketches about condiments, clown cars, and insects in love. And, of course, old ladies. In short--- something different for your ears.
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Season 6
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Episode 119
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28:24
118: "A whoopee cushion filled with hate."
It’s something different for your ears--- our before-St.-Paddy’s-Day show… Tim confesses his love of the way Ireland smells. And the guys spoil the plot of a seasonal Irish favorite. Plus, creative uses for your sleeve, a guy who writes cable m...
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Season 6
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Episode 118
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28:11
117: "Honey, are you worried about your butt crack?"
The guys discuss that truck-driver-on-a-toilet-seat commercial, X-rated hand puppets, and butt deodorant. Then we throw in comedy sketches about turbocharged La-Z-Boys, the definition of “doaky,” an indecisive driving school, and an over dramat...
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Season 6
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Episode 117
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29:20
116: "The government limits the amount of rat hairs I can contain."
We. Are. Back! With a new season and a new show!Something different for your ears… The guys talk about Jim’s new purse. Catherine, the Not-So-Great. And the upside of goiters.Plus, we’ve got sketches about really small phallic...
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Season 6
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Episode 116
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